zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Guess who gets to spend all day with her mom and homophobic uncle?

gwenstefarti:

celluloidvillains:

*gets down on one knee*

"will u……………….be squad"

#IM

estpolis:

scorpiofruit:

punkedited:

Anna - Disney’s Frozen - Punk Edit

LOOK AT HOW BIG THE ARM IS LMAO

ghostwriters-r-us:

I laughed so hard. This is adorable.

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thefrogman:

Some of your blog themes are using ridiculously small font sizes. I often have to zoom to 200% to read things and usually that makes the elements on the page go bonkers. Your super important thoughts just aren’t worth that kind of trouble.

Lets forget about old farts like me who have a slightly…

I feel so ignored 😔

onlyaudioposts:

Jeremih - Birthday Sex

Like tbh all the guys I’ve ever liked were way out of my league and I don’t think I’ve ever liked ANYONE who was in my range

My name is Rae & I think Spencer Smith is a giant dork.

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